Monday, February 13, 2012

"The 2012 Adelies"

All current event journalism should be this AMAZING and award-winning:

Seriously, a truck with British plates probably pulled up to the back of the Staples Center last night to take all of Adele's Grammys back to England. Adele won a Grammy for showing up. Adele won a Grammy for her Catherine Deneuve hair... All of Adele's Grammy speeches won a Grammy...

That ten hour-long show was just a waste of time. They should've held it in the factory where the Grammy trophies are made and just showed us Adele picking up each award from the conveyer belt and throwing them into her wheelbarrow while singing Whitney Houston songs.



Thank you, dlisted.com, for bringing meaning and entertainment to my professional life.

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